How about a bonus weekend posting to make you think?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvestite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of half and half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Can you daydream at night?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as you’re following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Can a black person join the KKK?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electrocuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "It went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun doesn’t shine” on a nude beach?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
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