Recently someone asked me this question.
“How is your love life?”
I laughed to myself for a moment and even had that little bit of “spit up” pop into the back of my throat. I thought to myself that one has to know what love is before one could describe how it is affecting their life. But then I thought maybe they were really asking about my sex life. Now that I could have explained, but it was well after the initial question before I realized this.
So how is my sex life you ask? Well, let’s break it down (in no specific order).
About a month or so ago I had a really nice evening with a lovely African American lady. We were even heading off for some post game entertainment when we noticed a struggle in the parking garage. But I wrote to you about that story. I have spoken to her a couple of times, but I haven’t had the pleasure of her company again. I’m sort of saving up for something nice. I know, that’s not a good excuse for postponing pleasure but I’m in a fiscally minded time right now. And she leans towards wanting the “nicer” things in life.
I had a great dinner with an old friend / co-worker form a previous job on St Patrick’s Day. That was in the middle of my dislocated toe / fractured foot / bone infection though. So I wasn’t as charming as I could have been. But she told me she had a great time when I dropped her off at her apartment. I probably should have followed up with a good night call or text also. But being the idiot that I am, I ended up sending a text message to another lady that night, who probably didn’t give a shit about hearing from me at all. What else can I say? I have promised to call her this weekend so we will see.
I’ve got the SA chick as usual. Now she is a man’s dream woman as far as sexual context goes. She is constantly asking me to come and see her so I don’t have to beg. And when I do get there she doesn’t want to go to dinner, or drinks, or go to a movie. She just wants to get “jiggy” immediately. And she can be a FREAK!! But I haven’t hit that in a long time now. She told me last fall she was attempting to reconcile with her better half. Believe it or not, I have this thing about NOT socializing with “taken” women. So I’ve been coming up with every excuse under the sun to avoid that situation, but my will power is quickly dwindling as my testosterone is growing.
There is a new contestant too. She is an old friend of the family. I’ve heard that she can be a wild date, but we have had only simple discussions about proceeding thus far. Well, except for maybe one strange moment, oops. It would be a complicated deal since she is friends of the family. But she has been a friend for over 15 years and we do get along well. We have been on dates (I guess) before, but just as friends. Oh well, discussions are on-going and I will keep you a breast of the results. But thus far, no “nookie” there either.
Finally, there is this chick that I am truly interested in knowing much better. I think I like her, but I haven’t had the chance to find out if it is “like” or just an infatuation with someone so different and challenging. (I do love a challenge) But even if I do sort of like her, I’m not a guy who can wait around long; and “things” aren’t progressing very fast. Heck, things are not progressing at all. I am sure that you are shocked that I am accepting slow movement, but there is a catch which forces me to accept.
‘Nuff said!
Hmmm, other than a few nameless chicks I “bumped” into while being extremely inebriated, that’s about it. But I have a hard time remembering exactly how those evenings turned out. It sounds pretty sad, huh? But fortunately there is still the porn channel and moisturizing lotion, so I’m still not completely left out in the cold . . . so to speak.
Anyway, I’m cool with my current life. I’m actually looking for something different and special this time around. So I guess being a monk for a year or so may be the price you have to pay to get the break I am looking towards. So rest your pretty laurels, I will EVENTUALLY be walking down that old beach at sunset holding hands with the perfect companion. Trust me; I always get WHAT I want . . . just not always WHO I want.
As for my weekend, I hear it will be amazing weather. And I have that “itch” again. So it sounds to me like a road trip is on the horizon. Let’s see, camping up near Huntsville would be way cool. I could go dancing in San Marcos / New Braunfels also. Or maybe I will just take a weekend at the beach with Pina Colada’s.
. . . . . Or maybe a hotel in SA?
One last note; my good friend Lovelygirl has asked if she could write a blog for me on my birthday. I thought that would be VERY interesting. So stay tuned for her words of wisdom!
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