My Journal #303 - God for a day?

What if you could be GOD for a day?

If I could I would make a few changes.

Everyone would have a light attached to their forehead that will work as a lie detector so everyone will know when someone is lying. And lying would be a crime.

Injuries would heal with no scars and no permanent damage.

Three months out of the year the females would have to pay for dates.

If you take money from the government you immediately give up your right to vote. If you take money for longer than a month everything you own is sold and you are moved into a housing area and your meals are chosen for you. And you have to work cleaning the housing area for 8 hours every day except Sunday.

If two countries decide to have a war, then each country will pick 6 guys and they are sent to a deserted island. Last man standing can declare their country a winner. Oh, and the two leaders that chose to go to war make up the 7th man on each team. So now they have “skin in the game”.

There would be no sexually transmitted diseases or unwanted pregnancies.

Clothes would never have been invented.

You are born old and each year you get younger. That way when you get to be 21 years of age, you have 60 years of knowledge and you can really enjoy being 21.

Convicted murderers and rapists would be executed 1 minute after their conviction; and family members of the victims can choose to be the executioner. Oh, and the family members of the convict are billed for the disposal of the deceased’s body.

Everyone would understand that we all have equal OPPORTUNITIES but not equal RESULTS.

Everyone would understand that we have RIGHTS, but only after we have contributed to something.

Everyone would have their own love story.

You could take a pill to be in shape.

Telling someone you love them would be the greatest sign of respect, and you would not be considered “creepy” for saying how you feel about someone.

When you die you would get 3 bonus hours to say goodbye to those you care about.

Phones would never have been invented. To talk to someone you would have to walk up to them and speak.

The internet would never have been invented. If you want strange men to see you naked you would have to find them and disrobe in front of them. (Of course if the no clothes rule took effect this would be negated)

You could take a pill to forget any bad memories you have.

And finally . . . . .

People would realize that a rude comment cannot be refuted simply by placing a “smiley face” after it!