I’m totally exhausted. I cut down a tree today, trimmed four more, worked on the pool vac again, and then ran 6 miles. Whew!
Now I’m chilling with a cold brew, texting Cowgirl (That’s the new penname for my new friend), and watching NCIS re-runs. I figure it’s not a bad time to ramble a bit.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?
Can you cry under water?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but
When you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?
What is another word for thesaurus?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?
Why can't we tickle ourselves?
Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?
Why do they call a building a building when it is already built?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?
What is the speed of dark?
If there were no sponges living in the oceans, would the oceans be deeper?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then is congress the opposite of progress?
What do little birdies see when they get conked on the head?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?
Is there another word for synonym?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
How come, at a wedding, the bride doesn't marry the best man?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If you ate pasta and antipasti during the same meal, would you still be hungry?
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